Enjoy and let me now what you think!
I have received some messages from extremely frightened people who were disturbed by the vulgar words like “Libgdx” (yuck!) and “framework” (how dare you!) that I have used in one of my previous posts.
Please accept my sincerest apologies.
To ensure that it would never happen again I have decided to start a new blog dedicated to the geeky stuff (programming, developing, coding etc.) – Developer over 30.
Have a look, maybe you will find a geek in you?
If you are reading the post it means that the question worked with you like it worked with me.
However in my case I really got the $10 and unfortunately you will only be rewarded with reading this amazing post.
This graph shows the number of daily installations by country for my bestseller, none other than Erotic Dice.
As you can see on average there were 25 installations per day, however over the last couple of days there was a spike reaching even 150 and… most of them from Argentina (this is the green area)! What the hell happened? Was there an erotic feast of some sort there?
Do you have any ideas? Or maybe there is someone from Argentina reading my blog?
Everyone was telling me – Tap 2 Tap is addictive but it looks like cra… eghm.. looks boring. You have to add graphics. You have to add animations. You have to add cute animals.
But I wasn’t ready for it. I knew I sucked at drawing – the only thing that I could draw was a fat-bottomed deformed Donald Duck like this:
Imagine you want to paint your house. It has not been renovated for a while so it needs refreshing. Or you got bored with the color and are looking for something different. Or a raccoon came running and splashed dirt and mud on the walls. You get the idea – new paint.
Month 2 has come to an end! Time for a new portion of hot statistics. I know you have been waiting for them… Let me know if you would like see some additional things here (no, no THAT kind of things – stop thinking about it!).
The app lets you send “Yo” to other app users. Just this, two letters (actually you can send “YoYo” if you double tap, but it doesn’t matter), you cannot add any other message.
Creating and promoting your game or app is like trying to pick up a girl.
Unless you are interested in one night stand, what your ultimate goal is, is to make yourself and HER happy. You are doing your best, put on your best clothes, rehearse your best pick-up lines, try as hard as you can… only to get burned, ignored, slammed in the face, treated with a pepper spray, run down by cops for a sexual assault etc. All this without any compensation.